Theatrical [Naruto] Announcement!!!
March 27, 2008
Hello guests?
Believe it or not, I have done it again! Unfortunately, I incidentally stumbled across what might just be the very epitome of this crisis–yellow-colored ^&$%s! The good news is, after a long night of sweat-imbued pondering on the subject, I may have discovered how the decisions are thought-up inside the mind of Japanese Otakus. I can give an insight on their thinking system, but the rest we’ll save for future arguments. So be sure to seat yourselves tightly onto a chair because it will be one heck of a surprise!
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Truth is, one of the deciding factor of having to choose between an array of color or “blond,” there needs balance. An example would be every two guys gives evolution to a female blond (gaara+shikamaru=tamari, sasuke+lee=ino, jiraiya+??!!!=tsunade, etc), or every three male lead makes one. The point? I am trying to make is, none.
Just kidding! There is actually one valid truth that devastates Japan, that is: “ARggh!!! I have a big (no pun intended, LOL) resource and an ingenuity of ideas about my next great project. It’s going to be about…blah..blah…blah–Ah! Yes, that’s right. My story needs hot and sweaty babes in bikinis… no, wait… Ugh.. Perfect! Just perfect!!! That’s right! BLONDS will JUSTIFY it all!”
No, for the last time, I AM NOT BASHING NOR AM I IN ANY WAY AN IDIOT WHO ADVOCATES CHAUVINISM!
