Theatrical [Naruto] Announcement!!!

Hello guests?

Believe it or not, I have done it again! Unfortunately, I incidentally stumbled across what might just be the very epitome of this crisis–yellow-colored ^&$%s! The good news is, after a long night of sweat-imbued pondering on the subject, I may have discovered how the decisions are thought-up inside the mind of Japanese Otakus. I can give an insight on their thinking system, but the rest we’ll save for future arguments. So be sure to seat yourselves tightly onto a chair because it will be one heck of a surprise!

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Truth is, one of the deciding factor of having to choose between an array of color or “blond,” there needs balance. An example would be every two guys gives evolution to a female blond (gaara+shikamaru=tamari, sasuke+lee=ino, jiraiya+??!!!=tsunade, etc), or every three male lead makes one. The point? I am trying to make is, none.

Just kidding! There is actually one valid truth that devastates Japan, that is: “ARggh!!! I have a big (no pun intended, LOL) resource and an ingenuity of ideas about my next great project. It’s going to be about…blah..blah…blah–Ah! Yes, that’s right. My story needs hot and sweaty babes in bikinis… no, wait… Ugh.. Perfect! Just perfect!!! That’s right! BLONDS will JUSTIFY it all!”

No, for the last time, I AM NOT BASHING NOR AM I IN ANY WAY AN IDIOT WHO ADVOCATES CHAUVINISM!

Naruto Movie Theater, artwork by *osyo57

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OH-NO! Attacks of the bleached HEROS!!!

That’s absolutely right folks! Just when you thought the superheros with bleached hair would stop, but yet here it is again, back in a flash, give it up for DoubleArts!

I don’t give a mind as to what the heck character’s physical traits is when the plot is worth a few alternation here and there. I don’t care if the main character was a homosexual, I wouldn’t be surprise if the he was unbecoming of a hero. It could make the plot more attracting if I am attracted to the main leads, but first things first, I just want a damn good story!

Ignoring what was previously stated, I want to point out the extent of how much American’s mass media effects has on the Japanese culture. I’m not going to get into the whole American Vs. the Japanese. I won’t even touch anything beyond that. I will only focus on hairs–blond bleached-dirty-etcetera hair coloring trend (?). I will start out by showing you an example. Below is one of the many cases of a gradual american assimilation, a birth of a yellow hair that made it’s way into the pack of hordes.

DoubleArts, released by AOM (Anime or Manga).
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